Corri turns on Eldric.

[eldric]

Corri ask me to help her with a Eltsan. Little did I know what would happen next.


<564hp 308ma 254mv 5325gp > k e
Eltsan, the plantation master arrives from the north.

<564hp 308ma 254mv 5325gp >
Your blast MUTILATES Eltsan, the plantation master.

<564hp 328ma 314mv 5325gp > ca dis

Corri utters the words, 'eugszr waouq'.
You feel less righteous.
You feel less righteous.
The white aura around your body fades.
The curse wears off.
The curse wears off.
You slowly float to the ground.
You feel less aware of the world around you.
Eltsan, the plantation master dodges your attack.
Eltsan, the plantation master's armor deflects your attack.
Eltsan, the plantation master dodges your attack.
You parry Corri's attack.
You dodge Corri's attack.
You parry Corri's attack.
Your armor deflects Eltsan, the plantation master's attack.
Your armor deflects Eltsan, the plantation master's attack.

# This happens a lot, I don't know why since Eltsan is much taller than I.


<564hp 328ma 314mv 5325gp > Your dispel evil EVISCERATES Eltsan, the plantation master.

<564hp 313ma 314mv 5325gp > ca dis

Eltsan, the plantation master's armor deflects your attack.
Eltsan, the plantation master dodges your attack.
Corri's pierce maims you.
You dodge Corri's attack.
Your armor deflects Eltsan, the plantation master's attack.
Your armor deflects Eltsan, the plantation master's attack.
Your armor deflects Eltsan, the plantation master's attack.

<519hp 313ma 314mv 5325gp > Your dispel evil devastates Eltsan, the plantation master.

<519hp 298ma 314mv 5325gp > ca dis

Corri utters the words, 'diesilla barh'.
Corri's lightning bolt devastates you.

<481hp 298ma 314mv 5325gp >
Your blast maims Eltsan, the plantation master.
Eltsan, the plantation master's armor deflects your attack.
You parry Corri's attack.
Corri's pierce maims you.
Corri outmaneuvers your dodge attempt.
Corri's pierce decimates you.
Your armor deflects Eltsan, the plantation master's attack.
Your armor deflects Eltsan, the plantation master's attack.

<409hp 298ma 314mv 5325gp > ca disYour dispel evil MASSACRES Eltsan, the plantation master.

<409hp 283ma 314mv 5325gp >

Corri utters the words, 'diesilla barh'.
Corri's lightning bolt *** DEMOLISHES *** you.
Eltsan, the plantation master dodges your attack.
You parry Corri's attack.
Your magical protection blocks Corri's attack.
Corri's attack goes wild, and she almost hits herself!
Your armor deflects Eltsan, the plantation master's attack.
Your armor deflects Eltsan, the plantation master's attack.
Eltsan, the plantation master MASSACRES you.

<234hp 283ma 314mv 5325gp > ca dis
Your dispel evil maims Eltsan, the plantation master.

# Corri doesn't know she is beating the snot out of me yet. I thought she'd notice but decide to let her kill me so I can pick on her.

<234hp 268ma 314mv 5325gp >
Eltsan, the plantation master's armor deflects your attack.
You dodge Corri's attack.
You parry Eltsan, the plantation master's attack.
Your armor deflects Eltsan, the plantation master's attack.

<234hp 268ma 314mv 5325gp > ca dis

Corri utters the words, 'diesilla barh'.
Corri's lightning bolt maims you.

<194hp 268ma 314mv 5325gp > Your dispel evil maims Eltsan, the plantation master.

<194hp 253ma 314mv 5325gp > ca
Eltsan, the plantation master's armor deflects your attack.
Eltsan, the plantation master's armor deflects your attack.
You parry Corri's attack.
Corri's pierce devastates you.
You parry Corri's attack.
Corri's pierce devastates you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Eltsan, the plantation master stumbles and almost falls!

<135hp 253ma 314mv 5325gp > dis
laugh
You lost your concentration.

<135hp 246ma 314mv 5325gp >
Eltsan, the plantation master dodges your attack.
Your blast MUTILATES Eltsan, the plantation master.
Eltsan, the plantation master's armor deflects your attack.
Corri's pierce MUTILATES you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Corri outmaneuvers your dodge attempt.
Corri's pierce devastates you.
You sure are BLEEDING!

<54hp 246ma 314mv 5325gp >
Corri utters the words, 'diesilla barh'.
Corri's lightning bolt MASSACRES you.
You have been KILLED!!

This visit to the afterlife brought to you by Corri.
### Corri has become a miscreant.


<1hp 246ma 314mv 0gp > flee
Maybe you should be on your feet before you try that.

<1hp 246ma 314mv 0gp > You laugh.

<1hp 246ma 314mv 0gp > Maybe you should be on your feet before you try that.

<1hp 246ma 314mv 0gp > gossip haha!
You gossip (in common), 'haha!'.

<1hp 246ma 314mv 0gp >
Mish auctions, 'Bid #347 a muddy potion [!m|L13 cure disease heal wt(2) ] (2880 gold minimum)'.

<1hp 246ma 314mv 0gp >
Corri tells you (in common), 'ACK sorry!!'.

<1hp 246ma 314mv 0gp > gos
Corri tells you (in common), 'i ahve corpse'.

<1hp 246ma 314mv 0gp > sip you meanie!
You gossip (in common), 'you meanie!'.

<1hp 246ma 314mv 0gp > gossip so mean!
You gossip (in common), 'so mean!'.

<1hp 246ma 314mv 0gp > gossip
Corri tells you (in common), '*****BLUSHES****'.

[Tynian]

Good PK, Killer!

[Ylang]

What incredible evil lurks in the hearts of even the most gentle souls.

Very funny, thanks for the log :)

[DarkClaw]

HA! I always KNEW your evil twin would show up eventually, Corri!
Well done! If only you had chosen a better target. ;)

[Pursnip]

Well, it's finally happened after all her many thousands of years alive, Corri needs glasses!

Either that or the LOLCat picture Darkclaw and I posted some time back is correct in it's caption "Evil Plan - 90% Komplete!"

muahahahahaha

[Silonch]

I *TOLD* Corri not to type K Short for Kiss...

She what happens when she doesn't listen to me...

[Corri]

*dryly, rueful* ....had to keep the activity timestamp on this post current, did you Sil?

[Cirth]

But K is the short for Kiss! At least for us vampires that is. *grins fangedly*

[DarkClaw]

But K is the short for Kiss! At least for us vampires that is. *grins fangedly*

I KNEW she couldn't resist your charm forever, Cirth! V^^^^V

[Pein]

I think people have forgotten about this, so I just thought I'd remind you all about the dangers of being friends with Corri. Muhahahahahaha!!! :>

[Thor]

I think people have forgotten about this, so I just thought I'd remind you all about the dangers of being friends with Corri. Muhahahahahaha!!! :>

HAHAHA!

[Corri]

*dryly, rueful* ....had to keep the activity timestamp on this post current, did you XXX Pein?

[Pein]

"Had to" might be too strong. I think "didn't have to but did anyway" is more appropriate. :D

Don't feel bad though. I'm a peaceful miscreant too. Thank you charm.

[eldric]

I still wake up in a puddle of my own urine with images of corri's twisted grin flooding my mind as she stabs me to death. My garbled screams go unheeded as corri tears away my flesh with an almost maniacal vigor.

She is sick man sick.

=->

[Tynian]

Corri: making psychiatrists rich for many years running.

[Cordir]

Corri is much missed. :(