You know you are addicted to TFC when...

[Nicholai]

Feel free to add to the list if you have any others

1. You do a “whozone” for pk’rs every few minutes when in Wal-mart
2. You cast locate keys when they are lost
3. You try to rift your boss and/or co-workers
4. To you "BOC" means Black Ogre Clan, not Blue Oyster Cult
5. You would rather portal to work/school than drive or walk
6. You don’t drink a beverage, you quaff it
7. You don’t go shopping for clothes, you go to upgrade your “set”
8. Finding a snake wearing boots and wielding a 2 handed sword would not surprise you
9. You would gladly quit your job if mass slaying citizens of your hometown yielded gold
10. You dream in text

[DarkClaw]

11. You actually say any given mud command or social out loud. (Guilty!)
12. You ask a banker if he/she has found any equipment for you yet.
13. You think everyone's unaligned cause they don't have an aura.

[Kylor]

14. You inform your friends when walking downtown for coffee that you are assisting all.
15. You find yourself drawing strange ruins on things for later.
16. You introduce yourself at job interviews and feel it's appropriate to include your title.
17. The police arrest you drunk in public trying to cast change weather.

[Snape]

18. When you pray to your God, you hope that he/she has spell triggers.
19. You think of the Conclave every time you see Rick Nash play hockey, or Steve Nash play basketball.
20. When you travel to other cities, you're always weary of violence and racism from the local guards.
21. Instead of going to the hospital, you run to the nearest water fountain or simply go to sleep.
22. When someone tells you that they are devastated, you immediately wonder what mob they are fighting.
23. Sacrificing corpses doesn't seem that weird to you anymore.
24. You don't mind eating bread and water for the rest of your life.
25. When people are yelling at you, you tell them to turn off caps lock

[Kylor]

OMG I laughed so hard at Snape's post that everyone in the living room thought I had lost my mind.

[Corri]

26. IM conversations: All begin with 'say' and include chortle or cackle
27. Every time you type break, it comes out bread
28. 'Lick' seems like an appropriate everyday greeting
29. You worry about the +wisdom of your hawaiian and plaid shirt
30. Any unknown item you find, you try to eat. Just to see.
31. On roadtrips, you offer to 'lead' if the driver gets tired.
32. Some clerk touches your niobium nipple ring and you DON'T slap him
33. You make a keepsake handbag when your pet dies. And show it off proudly, years later.
34. You know, reflexively, how to spell Ptarchyzk.
35. You carry five wallets to help your odds.

[Nicholai]

These are great! Keep them coming.

[Snape]

36. When people are talking too loudly in class or at work, you ask them politely to take it to tells.
37. You become confused when you turn on the news and hear about attacks in temples and great halls.
38. One hundred thousand dollars suddenly seems like a reasonable price to pay for a sticky staff made of oak.
39. You think of TFC everytime you step in a puddle of mud.
40. You can speak Dwarven.
41. You hear Maurice snickering when you quaff red cool-aid and don't disappear.
42. You reassure the depressed handicap to wait a few ticks for their blindness/deafness to wear off.
43. You pay for everything in one dollar coins.
44. You kill a small cat, and then become angered at the local police when they don't accept your mobmastery excuse.

[Kylor]

45. You wake up after a one night stand and eat a slimy leach (just in case)
46. You point your finger at your girl friend and say, 'mute'
47. You go to the gym to train strength and are disappointed to find nobody there by the name of "guildmaster"
48. You ask everyone that looks at you "Do you feel lucky punk?"
49. You literally say to yourself out loud "lucky you, you get an extra (insert anything good that ever happens to you)"


:P I thought up some really inappropriate ones but figured I'd keep them to my self.

[boromir]

Greetings,

50. You cast invis to sneak into work late and your boss still sees you. You wonder what level his TS is.
51. You cast comprehend and wonder why still you dont understand the spainish tv channels.
52. You turn 30 and wonder why you are still hungry and thirsty.
53. You peek at someone and all you get are strange looks.
54. Your roommate is being a pest so you cast teleport and are disappointed nothing happens.
55. You tell the clerk at 7-11 "list full" and they just stare at you.
56. You cast fly to get across a deep puddle and all you get are wet shoes.
57. You cast 'charm person' and she still ignores you.
58. YOu cast 'locate object' looking for your keys and nothing shows up.

I await your considered additions! ::up::

[Kylor]

59. When you bring 2000 coins to court so you can fix your debt.(btw this seems to make your debt worse in my ht)
60. When get caught stealing in church you simply say "Just checking to see if this was a safe room"
61. You can recite "I PKer" word for word and you don't even think that's weird.
62. Sticking a knife in someone's back and yelling ANNIHILATES YOU has become boring from repitition

[Nicholai]

63. You don't understand why your significant other is not impressed with the simple ring you just bought them.
64. You have been warned by the police to stop asking the local clergy for mushrooms.
65. When asked why you are hiding behind the furniture, you respond that it is just a trigger.
66. You have to quickly come up with a work-related reason for why you just swore at your monitor.

[menelaos]

67. You hand your paycheck to the greasy Italian man standing outside Chase
68. You constantly refer to south america as "The Southern Continent"
69. You obsessivly hawk the jewellery stores searching for an amulet of Nydia
70. You attempt to sail across the ocean on a giant leaf
71. You confront your worst enemies absolutely naked
72. You shout words like Massacre and Demolish while eating "Pudding"
73. You carry sand in your pocket in anticipation of the next fight
74. You draw the face of Tagnik'Zur on your old soccer socks

[DarkClaw]

67. You hand your paycheck to the greasy Italian man standing outside Chase

71. You confront your worst enemies absolutely naked


Those two were hilarious! ;-)