In Honour of International Talk Like a Pirate day!

[Gheorghe]

Rosemark ye beauty, ye be me favrit
I think of ye oft while be takin a crit
Yer bosum is supple n gives me chills
I ar wantin it to surround me gills
Yer booty be round, firm--with neer marrrr
I wan' pull ye close, to see yer scarr
I dream o' the day when I cast ye to sleep
Tho I be young, I not make ye feel cheap
From the Grunting Boar inn we get us an keg
We drink it all and I show ye me leg
Make the way from baaarr to me ship
Pull ye close n I kiss yer lip
I beg ye wench to go down wit me
I make love to thee under the sea
In me home, me own lil trench
I tosses ye down and make ye my wench
Ye be me pritty littl scallywag
And I be yer shag

[ink]

How... graphic.

[Rosemark]

I agree with you, Ink!!! *hides in a dark corner*

Gheorghe, it is very cute pirate themed poem and all....but yikes :P