Whistler

ever wonder why there's a museum in Og? listen up:

The march of Art (Og cadence call)

Whistler wrinkles up his face in a parody of an ogre's face and begins to beat out a cadence on his drum as he grunts out in a chant:

Art he no like gronk *Boom-Boom*
He march he into swamp *Boom-Boom*
Led he by the head he that the shaman he had shrunk
*Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom*
*Boom-Boom*

Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*
Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*
Destroyer! *Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom*

Art take he into bog *boom-boom*
Both he sons Ugg and Og *boom-boom*
He take he little Juju and he concubines and dogs

Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*
Lead Us! *Boom-Boom*
Destroyer! Lead Us!*Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom*

Art he find four hills
Where to dig well and people kill
So the elders come to build huts where all can eat their fill.

Destroyer! *boom-boom*
Feed Us! *boom-Boom*
Destroyer! Feed Us! *Boom Boom, Boom-Boom*

Og he say he strong and smart
Say he can beat he father Art
So he jump him on the skull top and then the fight it start.

Destroyer! Destroyer! Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*

Art beat he son Og down
Till he lying on the ground,
The Warriors and Guards they come to see and them surround.

Destroyer! Destroyer! Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*

Art raise he up he sword,
Rain down on they both it poured,
Then Art he scream that only he be Ogre Lord!

Destroyer! *boom-boom*
Judge Him! *boom-Boom*
Destroyer! Judge Him! *Boom Boom, Boom-Boom*

Then Lightning from up high
Come hit Art and then he die
Blow off he head and body take to vortex up in sky.

Destroyer! *boom-boom*
Spare Us! *boom-Boom*
Destroyer! Spare Us! *Boom Boom, Boom-Boom*

Og stand up and say he chief
Say Nash say that it he fief
With the god on he side that nobody better beef!

Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*
Lead Us! *Boom-Boom*
Destroyer! Lead Us!*Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom*

Now we call our town Og
Our four hills out in the bog
To remind us that in elders time our chief was made by god.

Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*
Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*
Destroyer! *Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom*

Destroyer! Destroyer! Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*

Whistler takes a Bow