The March of Art (Og cadence)
by , August 27th, 2010 at 07:32 AM (352 Views)
ever wonder why there's a museum in Og? listen up:
The march of Art (Og cadence call)
Whistler wrinkles up his face in a parody of an ogre's face and begins to beat out a cadence on his drum as he grunts out in a chant:
Art he no like gronk *Boom-Boom*
He march he into swamp *Boom-Boom*
Led he by the head he that the shaman he had shrunk
*Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom*
*Boom-Boom*
Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*
Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*
Destroyer! *Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom*
Art take he into bog *boom-boom*
Both he sons Ugg and Og *boom-boom*
He take he little Juju and he concubines and dogs
Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*
Lead Us! *Boom-Boom*
Destroyer! Lead Us!*Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom*
Art he find four hills
Where to dig well and people kill
So the elders come to build huts where all can eat their fill.
Destroyer! *boom-boom*
Feed Us! *boom-Boom*
Destroyer! Feed Us! *Boom Boom, Boom-Boom*
Og he say he strong and smart
Say he can beat he father Art
So he jump him on the skull top and then the fight it start.
Destroyer! Destroyer! Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*
Art beat he son Og down
Till he lying on the ground,
The Warriors and Guards they come to see and them surround.
Destroyer! Destroyer! Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*
Art raise he up he sword,
Rain down on they both it poured,
Then Art he scream that only he be Ogre Lord!
Destroyer! *boom-boom*
Judge Him! *boom-Boom*
Destroyer! Judge Him! *Boom Boom, Boom-Boom*
Then Lightning from up high
Come hit Art and then he die
Blow off he head and body take to vortex up in sky.
Destroyer! *boom-boom*
Spare Us! *boom-Boom*
Destroyer! Spare Us! *Boom Boom, Boom-Boom*
Og stand up and say he chief
Say Nash say that it he fief
With the god on he side that nobody better beef!
Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*
Lead Us! *Boom-Boom*
Destroyer! Lead Us!*Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom*
Now we call our town Og
Our four hills out in the bog
To remind us that in elders time our chief was made by god.
Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*
Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*
Destroyer! *Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom*
Destroyer! Destroyer! Destroyer! *Boom-Boom*
Whistler takes a Bow








