Whistler

This was the final of my hometown quest songs, and was performed with a restrung trumpet which was later destroyed in the volcano. if i ever get annother decent 'blast' damage weapon and manage to restring it, mayhaps you'll hear it performed in game again.

[trumpet hip-hop]

Whistler says: This is a little song about Mithas, I hope you like it.

Whistler takes a deep breath and begins to rap:
Just a little south and west from the western docks,
There’s a little tiny island that really hops,
It’s got minotaurs and mazes and that kind of junk
Now excuse me just a minute while I play some funk.

Whistler brings his trumpet to his lips and lays it down:
Bwaat-Bwaat.
P’dee-dat diddy
Bwap-a-tap
P’dee-dat diddy
P’dee-Bwap
D’dee Bwap-diddy
Bwomp!
takes a deep breath for a four beat pause and continues:
Bwow-doo Bwomp bwamp doodie
Bwow-doo Bwomp bwamp doodie
Bwow-doo Bwomp bwamp doodie
Bwap!

Whistler drops the horn from his lips to rap:
You know you’re getting’ close when you’ll smell that Stank
(‘cause minotaur manure is really Rank,)
But the people that live there don’t really mind,
Cause all they cows and bulls sing in horny time:
Whistler smiles at the audience and sings:
Moo!
Say Moo!
ev’ry body in the house say Moo!
Say Moo! (Say Moo!)
Say ev’ry body in the house say Moo!

Whistler ‘s grin widens as his rap continues:
Emperor Salinas don’t need no girl,
He got a big bovine beauty to rock his world,
That Empress o he’s don’t need no man,
Less he be a side dish with her Halfling ham.
They got theyselves some servants and a royal guard,
And everybody in the palace likes to party hard,

Whistler waves the audience to join in as he continues:
Say Moo! (Say Moo!)
Say ev’ry body in the house say Moo!
Say Moo! (Say Moo!)
Say Moo! (Say Moo!)
Say ev’ry body in the house say Moo!

Whistler gives a playful nod to the listeners. Smiling, he continues:
The minotaur wizard makes the best of brews,
But someone like Ziruxvunalds might pk you,
An’ though you could see the master of all the thieves,
the Antipaladin done took his leave.
Vekt and Jose’s in the shadows and Loco too,
But It’s been a long time since Daisy said Moo!

Whistler raises both hands to the sides of his head, raising the index finger of each hand.
He dips his head and raises it in a faux gore, then repeats the action as he raps:
When Jose’s in the house Say Moo!
When Vekt’s in the house Say Moo!
When Loco’s in the house Say Moo!
Ev’ry body’s in the house! Say Moo!
Say Moo! (Say Moo!)
Say Moo! (Say Moo!)
Say ev’ry body in the house say Moo!

Whistler grips his trumpet to his chest. With a playful grin he concludes:
This song is the last of my hometown quest,
So please take no offense at my occasional jest,
I hope that you’ve enjoyed all I’ve had to say,
Now let me take this horn and I’ll commence to play

Whistler takes the trumpet and blasts:
Bwaat-Bwaat.
P’dee-dat diddy
Bwap-a-tap
P’dee-dat diddy
P’dee-Bwap
D’dee Bwap-diddy
Bwomp!
The little bard takes a deep breath for a four beat pause and continues:
Bwow-doo Bwomp bwamp doodie
Bwow-doo Bwomp bwamp doodie
Bwow-doo Bwomp bwamp doodie
Bwap!

Whistler gives a mischievous Grin.
Whistler Bows.
Whistler drains the fluid from his trumpet’s spit valve.