Eathor's Performance for Bardic Review

[Eathor]

The Storytelling Amphitheater
[Exits: west]
You are in a small amphitheater. Several rows of curved marble benches
curl comfortably around a raised dais. The high ceiling and polished
stone walls are shaped to reflect the voice of the speaker at the dais,
letting them be heard throughout the room. An open archway to the west
leads out into a small courtyard.

Gumbo is here.
Spooky is resting here.
(Dark Purple Aura) Eathor is here.
(Intense Light Cyan Aura) Cordir is here.

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Eathor says (in common), 'Hello! Thank you for attending, and welcome
to the Amphitheater.'.

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Eathor gossips (in common), 'Anyone else coming?'.

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Eathor smiles happily.

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Eathor says (in common), 'Guess not!'.

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Eathor chuckles, evidently amused.

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Spooky smiles happily.

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Eathor says (in common), 'Ok, if you could all take your seats please,
I'll begin shortly....'.

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Lycron unfolds a lawn chair.

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Eathor nods in recognition to you.

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Eathor smiles happily.

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Lycron sits quietly in his chair and kicks his feet up.

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Eathor wanders around the stage dropping various instruments.

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Eathor drops an elegantly inlaid nightrowan lap harp.

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Eathor drops a black laquered ebony and brass clarinet.

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Eathor drops a well-worn mandolin.

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Eathor drops a twangy, out of tune banjo.

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Eathor drops a gleaming, well polished silver lyre.

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Eathor drops a small ceramic hand drum.

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Eathor drops a gaily reberibboned tambourine.

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Eathor drops a large and impressive walnut cello.

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Eathor drops a huge bass war drum.

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Eathor proclaims 'Welcome, Welcome....Thank you all for coming'.

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Eathor proclaims 'This will be an INTERACTIVE performance, so please,
when CUE'd'.

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A Giant CUE CARD appears reading 'APPLAUSE'.

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Faint applause from the crowd is heard.

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Eathor proclaims 'Respond accordingly'.

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Eathor proclaims 'This is a work of FICTION, and any similarities to
ACTUAL places,

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Eathor proclaims 'events, or people, is purely coincidental....'

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Eathor proclaims 'I will now begin!'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'There once was a man, who's name was....'.

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A Giant CUE CARD appears reading 'Yell out NAMES'.

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A Dwarf in the front row yells 'Tynian!'

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A Human in the back yells 'Jayne!'

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Cordir says, 'George!'.

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You say, 'Ringo!'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'Jayne?! Jayne's not a man's name!'.

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Eathor says Loudly (to be heard over the ruckus) His name was "Nebin"!

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Eathor says (in common), 'Nebin was a Master Bard, who made his claim,'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'travelling the world seeking fortune and fame.'.

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Vex arrives from the west.

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The elegantly inlaid nightrowan lap harp rises up and plays:

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'Strum strum strum....strum strum...'

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Eathor says (in common), 'One day this Bard, he stumbled across,'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'A young Lass, laying in the moss.'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'The young Lass was stunning, and the sight
did affect...'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'Nebin in such a way....she was perfect!'.

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The black laquered ebony and brass clarinet rises up and plays:

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'tweedle tweedle tweedle....tweedle tweedle...'

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Eathor says (in common), 'This young Lass was named...'.

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A Giant CUE CARD appears reading 'Yell out NAMES'.

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An Aarakocran chirps 'Nicademus!'.

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A Human in the back yells 'Jayne'"

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Cordir says, 'Sabella!'.

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Abel arrives from a puff of smoke.

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You say, 'Paul!'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'Nicademus?! Nicademus was a man! (Stupid
Birds don't even know your own Immortals!)'.

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Eathor says Loudly (to be heard over the ruckus) 'Her name was "Kordee"!'

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Eathor says (in common), 'Kordee was a beauty'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'and Nebin knew it was his duty,'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'to ask her out in order to dine'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'and perhaps partake in a few bottles of wine!'.

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The well-worn mandolin rises up and plays:

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'Strum strum...strum...strum strum...'

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Eathor says (in common), 'Fine dining and dancing, Nebin did snub,'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'and so they made their way to the local pub.'.

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The twangy, out of tune banjo rises up and plays:

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'Twang twang twang...Twaaaannnggg....'

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Cordir winces at the off-tone.

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Eathor says (in common), 'It started innocently, but Nebin did plot....'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'and so he began to buy Kordee shot after shot!'.

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Eathor asks Loudly "What do you suppose they were drinking??"

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A Giant CUE CARD appears reading 'Yell out DRINKS'.

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A quite drunk Sahuagin says loudly 'Water!'

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A very large Ogre yells 'Whisky!'

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Cordir clutches her head and murmurs, 'Oh gods, no! Not whisky.'

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Cordir winces. Ouch!

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You say, 'Lemonade'.

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Eathor says Loudly (to be heard over the ruckus) 'Score one for the
Ogres, Whisky it is!'

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Cordir winces. Ouch!

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Eathor says (in common), 'Shot after shot, the two did drink'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'and as it got later and later, Nebin did think,'.

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Eathor does his best Nebin impersonation:

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Nebin says 'I might get lucky tonight!'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'Shot after shot, the night did transpire'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'until Nebin found himself and Kordee sitting
by the fire.'.

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The gleaming, well polished silver lyre rises up and plays:

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'Strum strum...strum...strum strum...'

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Spooky disappears into the void.

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Eathor says (in common), 'With a wink, and a tickle, Nebin did conspire'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'to take this young Lass, and retire...'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'to a more comfortable position...'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'where he might show her an "art exibition".'.

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The small ceramic drum and gaily reberibboned tambourine rise together and play:

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'Ba-dum bum pchh'

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Cordir coughs.

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Eathor mumbles (too loudly) 'What do you suppose is on Nebin's mind now...?'.

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Cordir bets he was trying to exhibit SOMETHING...

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A Giant CUE CARD appears reading 'Yell out CATCALLS'.

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A Large Giant in the back whistles incredibly loudly!

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A Dark Elf in the corner yells 'Don't do anything I wouldn't do, Nebin!'

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You ponder the question.

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Eathor says Loudly "OK OK, calm down already....geeze...family show here!"

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Eathor says (in common), 'To a room above they did stumble'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'Where Nebin did hope to have a little tumble.'.

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Spooky has returned from the void.

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Eathor says (in common), 'Upon seeing his prize,'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'and gazing into her eyes...'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'Nebin did lean close, and prepared for a
sweet kiss...'.

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The large and impressive walnut cello rises up and plays:

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Softly: 'strum...strum....strummmmm'

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Eathor says (in common), 'And what do you suppose happened next?'.

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A Giant CUE CARD appears reading 'Yell out what HAPPENS!'

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A Gnome yells out 'He got LUCKY!'

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A Minotaur pokes the Gnome and says What happened to family show!?

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You say, 's/he was thai?'.

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Vex says (in common), 'She slapped him!'.

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The huge bass war drum rises up and plays:

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Cordir gasps as she realizes what you did.

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'BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM'

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Eathor BOOMS LOUDLY 'NO!!!'

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Eathor says (in common), 'She STABBED HIM IN THE THROAT, then drank his blood!'.

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You chuckle.

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You wince. Ouch!

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Cordir blinks.

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Eathor says (in common), 'And took all his money!'.

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You say, 'equally as bad'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'And his clothes...'.

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Eathor says (in common), '(What did you expect, a "ROMANTIC"
ending..?!? I'm an Evil Ogre Bard for gosh'.

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Cordir says, 'bloodthirsty wench...'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'The moral of the story is this:'.

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Eathor says (in common), 'Don't mess with pretty Lasses....'.

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Eathor says (in common), '(or alcohol....)'.

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Cordir snickers softly.
Eathor says (in common), 'This message has been brought to you by our
Lovely Immortal staff!'.

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Vex chuckles, evidently amused.

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Vex utters the words, 'pass w/o trace'.
Vex seems to walk lighter.

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Eathor says (in common), 'April is TFC Alcohol Awareness Month.'.

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You chuckle.

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You clap your hands together.

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Eathor says (in common), 'THE END.'.

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Vex shows his approval by clapping his hands together.

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Cordir shows her approval by clapping her hands together.

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Spooky shows his approval by clapping his hands together.

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Vex says (in common), 'bravo '.

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> > Eathor has earned Bards' Council approval for level 25.

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Vex waves happily.
You say, 'I'm aware there are alcoholics here'.

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Eathor smiles happily.

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Vex leaves west.

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Abel smirks.

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Eathor is so excited that he cheers just for the hell of it.

[Cordir]

Nicely done!!

[Aoide]

It took me a while to figure out the forums, but that was great! I hope to be there for the next one!