Be thankful to him for all he should do.
For the dwarf in the sky is nay a fool.
He gives and gives without killing a soul.
To keep us happy is his neverending goal.

We whine and complain and give him grief.
He's not respected enough is my belief.
A simple word of praise here or there
would do wonders in the world of immortals fair.

For without all his work and continuous stress,
what would we do while sitting at our desks?
To think of playing anywhere else
would simply not do for we, ourselves.

Thank you Tynian, above and beyond.
For you are one whom we are very fond.
From deep within you have my respect.
I can't think of another that we should elect!