Orpik is DEAD!

[Rincewind]

Well I wasn't going to post this because it's nothing to brag about, I admit it was all pure luck, but hey, let's be honest, mostly everyone would have done the same. Just so you know some of the pre fight story (been asked alot) i basically didn't see him in guild so I info'd and got his room on the first try. He was up in TP in the cramped locker room. So I ran up there and found him but didn't realize that's a private room and I can't get in. He hasn't come out to kill me and I'm perfectly vis so I start to thinking maybe he's afk and just figures he can't be hit in there. I run down to a closeable room, silence it, and pump a summon.

Orpik arrives suddenly.

<557hp 100ma 615mv(22001) 3849gp > k o
Your blast EVISCERATES Orpik.
Orpik dodges your attack.

<557hp 100ma 615mv(22001) 3849gp >
Orpik's whip MUTILATES you.
Orpik's whip maims you.
You parry Orpik's attack.
You parry Orpik's attack.
Orpik deftly moves out of the way of your attack.
You outmaneuver Orpik's dodge attempt.
Your blast DISEMBOWELS Orpik.
You overpower Orpik's parry attempt.
Orpik dodges your attack.

<467hp 121ma 633mv(22001) 3849gp > c fl
Your flamestrike MUTILATES Orpik.

<467hp 101ma 633mv(22001) 3849gp > c fl

You parry Orpik's attack.
You parry Orpik's attack.
You parry Orpik's attack.
Your blast EVISCERATES Orpik.
Your blast EVISCERATES Orpik.

<467hp 101ma 633mv(22001) 3849gp > You lost your concentration.

<467hp 91ma 633mv(22001) 3849gp > c fl

Orpik's whip maims you.
You parry Orpik's attack.
Orpik overpowers your parry attempt.
Orpik outmaneuvers your dodge attempt.
Orpik's slice maims you.
Your blast EVISCERATES Orpik.

<377hp 91ma 633mv(22001) 3849gp >
### [Somewhere, Huglak whisper, '(and jelly)']
gt INFO Somewhere,Huglak whisper,'(and jelly)' !
hide

<377hp 91ma 633mv(22001) 3849gp > Your flamestrike maims Orpik.

<377hp 71ma 633mv(22001) 3849gp > c fl

You dodge Orpik's attack.
You parry Orpik's attack.
Orpik parries your attack.

<377hp 71ma 633mv(22001) 3849gp > You tell the group (in common), 'INFO Somewhere,Huglak whisper,'(and jelly)' !'.

<377hp 71ma 633mv(22001) 3849gp > In battle? You must be mad.

<377hp 71ma 633mv(22001) 3849gp > Your flamestrike devastates Orpik.

<377hp 51ma 633mv(22001) 3849gp >
You parry Orpik's attack.
Orpik's whip MUTILATES you.
Orpik's slice devastates you.
You attack, but Orpik scrambles out of the way.
Orpik parries your attack.

<289hp 51ma 633mv(22001) 3849gp > c fl
Your flamestrike maims Orpik.

<289hp 31ma 633mv(22001) 3849gp >
You parry Orpik's attack.
Orpik's whip maims you.
You dodge Orpik's attack.
Your blast EVISCERATES Orpik.

<244hp 31ma 633mv(22001) 3849gp > g sand baldric
eat sand
You get some marigold sand from a cloth baldric, draped over the shoulder.
You parry Orpik's attack.
You parry Orpik's attack.
You parry Orpik's attack.
Your blast EVISCERATES Orpik.
Orpik is DEAD!!
You see Orpik die, eyes wide open.

<244hp 31ma 633mv(22001) 3849gp > You eat some marigold sand.
A warm feeling fills your body.
You feel unclean.

<344hp 31ma 633mv(22001) 3849gp > g corpse
You get the corpse of Orpik.


The corpse of Orpik contains:
bag made from killer rabbit hide
(Glowing) (Humming) The Kleptomaniac's hoard
the aura of insanity [m|AC 6 str(3) dmg(3) ]
(Ablaze) the forked tongue of a Balrog [!mNDAGAN|10-14 dmg(6) hr(7) ]
the heartstrings of countless elven widows [mAG|AC 0 dmg(6) hr(7) ]
the Ebon Sigil Odegra [!NDAGNR|AC 6 dmg(2) hr(2) ]
the bracelet of a fallen nachtwacht [m|AC 0 dmg(3) str(2) ]
an animal hide wrist guard [m|AC 2 dmg(3) dex(2) ]
(Glowing) a spinning blue spindle [!gm|ac(-2) svs(-2) svb(-2) ]
(Glowing) (Humming) a rucksack stained crimson by the blood of paladins
(Quivering) The Caustic Eye of Ancalagon the Black [!|AC 1 dmg(2) svb(-5) svs(-5) ]
(Glowing) (Humming) the scorched skull of a disobedient dwarven slave
a pair of elven chain boots [m|AC 11 con(3) dmg(3) dex(3) dmg(2) ]
a pair of quilted cloth pantaloons [m|AC 2 dmg(2) dmg(3) ]
(Everlasting) the essence of the Wyldess [m|AC 3 dmg(3) dmg(3) ]
a flowing robe of ancient mithrilweave [m|AC 2 dmg(5) ]
a pair of animal hide armlets [m|AC 3 dmg(2) dmg(2) ]
a dwarven warhelm [m|AC 12 dmg(5) ]
a black sword [!AG|5-15 ]
( 2) a vial of a shimmering elixir
a glowing potion with orange swirls [m|L12 cure blindness cure light ]
a sapphire droplet ring
(Glowing) (Humming) a battered trunk
a glowing potion with silver swirls [m|L13 cure blindness shield ]
a brown potion with orange swirls [m|L21 sanity weaken ]
a saddlebag
a band of crimson mithril [mAG|AC 0 dmg(6) hr(7) ]
a pair of quilted cloth formal gloves [m|AC 0 dmg(5) mr(1) ]
a copper dragon's tooth [m|AC -4 dmg(2) dex(1) ]
a yellow potion with black swirls
the Amulet of Nydia [!|AC 1 svb(-5) svs(-5) ]
11290 gold coins

I thought it was a trick at first and the corpse would be empty, I couldn't believe my eyes truthfully. Had an orpik ghost and had to dark 1u1e, which ended up scaring the heck out of me because I was on the phone for a few minutes and when I came back I checked my inventory and didn't see the corpse so I was like AHHH!(forgot about dark)
Anyhow I hope everyone is a good sport and doesn't trash talk too much about this, I admit I got lucky, but hey, now we can let the hunting begin.

Good Luck guys.
Rincewind

[Asher]

WOOOOOOOOOT gratz son

[Xixxo]

...Now we wait for the obligatory posting from Orpik that there is some as of yet unaccounted for reason it wasn't legal and he should have it all back.

[Ylang]

Be fair. Bash him if he does so, but so far, he's been perfectly gracious about it.

That said, nice to see your name again

[Yoram]

At least you didn't have to trick him into following you into a dragon-infested locked area and have your goddess teleport you out. Oh wait, that's frowned upon, isn't it? FLI-assisted mob-kills?

[Xerit]

At least you didn't have to trick him into following you into a dragon-infested locked area and have your goddess teleport you out. Oh wait, that's frowned upon, isn't it? FLI-assisted mob-kills?

Ooh this smacks of a good story...

[Rincewind]

I'm truely sorry that I deceived you and lured you into a dragon infested area when I was 24/22 and you were 30/30/30 then tele'd out and went back to loot your corpse. I am, believe me. if it's any consolation I thought the eq was junk.

[Kurix]

You were chasing a barely level 30 into a dragon's room and got nailed and you're mad at the level 30? Of all the lame mob kill stories i've heard in my playtime here this is the only one that sounds like it was completely the victims fault.

[The Booga]

Been a long time in between - I congratulate Orpik on a long-lived journey, and a well-earned sacrifice in the name of his god.

weeeeeeee!!

TBhs.

[wish]

Good job, Rincewind.

Wish, Foul Sepiod of the Black Conclave

PS: Who has my rotting tongue of a sperm whale simple ring? If you have it, please die.

[Rincewind]

That's a cool restring Wish, maybe if they implement Corri's idea on mish locating you'll be able to find it.

[mistyfier]

wheee! Orpik died! My day has been made better!

[lins]

wheee! Orpik died! My day has been made better!

Has he quit too after he died?
I haven't seen him online in ages...

[Rincewind]

Does anyone know what ever came of that ac12 5dmg warhelm?? I heard it was on Piter's mish but I don't know if that's true.....

[Anduin]

yeah, Piter has it

[Rincewind]

ok somebody get ahold of piter and tell him to come back or stop being mean and give that eq to someone who plays. preferably not Anduin because he will only gift it to Morgaine.... :P